The Fangirl

enamorxte:

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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micaxiii:

airyairyquitecontrary:

indigobluerose:

thathighclassbitch:

tienriu:

katiekomics:

euphrates75:

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

I’m going to cry 😂😂

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

This is so wholesome

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

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crabussy:

crabussy:

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

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thegirlwiththemooglehat:

i-wanna-be-cute:

prguitarman:

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

that feels right

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And once again, Netflix has cancelled a show I was invested in. And of course it’s an animated one, because screw animation! I can’t do this heartbreak anymore, y’all, it’s basically kicking my heart into my lungs.

Can we just design our own platform solely dedicated to animated projects?! I want animators to actually get a place to be creative. Without feeling like the axe of marketing is breathing down their necks.

recapitulation:

an inexhaustive list of specific moments in pieces of classical music that make my soul leave my body

• tchaikovsky piano concerto no.1 mvmt III, the build from 4:21 to the climax at 5:06— my favorite out of all of these
• scheherazade mvmt III, when the timpani comes in at 8:02, although at 7:24 the chills start and they really don’t stop
• mahler symphony 2 mvmt I, the section from 15:38-15:55 where it feels like you’re literally descending into hell
• sibelius violin concerto mvmt I, the super impressive trill that leads into the sweep-you-off-your-feet part at 5:39
• borodin sympony 2 mvmt III, the sustained note at 5:25 in the horns
• brahms violin concerto mvmt I, 2:56 when the solo violin finally makes its entrance (although the whole build to the entrance is infinitely more satisfying if you listen from the beginning)
• the very beginning of bruckner symphony 4 mvmt I is so chilling
• dvorak cello concerto mvmt I, the lyrical horn solo at 2:10
• the very beginning of saint-saens cello concerto no.1 mvmt 1 where the solo cello just comes BARRELING in
• gliere horn concerto mvmt II, 4:13 when the horn finally gets to play the lyrical part that the strings had earlier in the mvmt
• tchaikovsky violin concerto mvmt I, 8:03 when the melody from earlier gets embellished to hell and back
• liszt mazeppa, the 3:41 pizzicato sounds cool as fuck
• mendelssohn violin concerto mvmt II, 3:51 makes my heart fucking stop
• strauss death and transfiguration, 13:55 literally always gives me chills
• shostakovich cello concerto mvmt II, 9:35 when the solo horn chimes in
• the very beginning of stravinsky firebird finale feels like you’re entering the faerie realm or some shit
• tchaikovsky symphony 5 mvmt II, the building of soft strings into the solo horn entrance at 0:48
• dvorak new world symphony mvmt IV, 0:15 when the horns and trombones come in and you want to like. charge into battle
• holst jupiter, 2:55 when the strings come in and it’s the most angelic thing you’ve ever heard in your life

millie-bee:

The nutcracker pas de deux is the best piece of music that’s ever been written and will ever be written. It’s not up for debate. It’s just the truth

agentjazzy:

ALT

reposting this from twitter bc it’s making me lose my mind

quasarkisses:

ryebreadgf:

nothing but facts. his anger is absolutely justified

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the-gotheltic-rowan:

syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20:

vampgf:

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-

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